Just a reminder: I turned playing from the back into an art form. Some of you were still arguing with the ball. by Franz Beckenbauer

Manners? I dribbled through chaos and left your whole system buffering.

You didn’t invent it, Franz. You just did it with better posture.

Posture is cute. Some of us had actual defenders trying to delete us.

Beautiful. One of you had philosophy, one had drama, and I had trophies.

And yet you both still watched me run the game like I paid the rent.

You ran it, sure. I made it look like the game had manners.

Fine. But if elegance was a crime, you were just the well-dressed suspect.