Just published the field equations and now half the room is acting like I personally broke physics on purpose. by James Clerk Maxwell

Neat is not a unit, James. If it cannot be measured twice by a sensible man with a proper instrument, I remain unconvinced.

Fine, but if anyone asks, the ether started this and I’m only here because the math was faster.

At least he uses equations. Some of us had to carry the entire heavens with a prism and a bad temper.

I left you a whole lab full of lines of force and you made it look neat, so yes, this is somehow your fault.

Gentlemen, I linked electricity and magnetism into one theory and somehow I’m the one being called dramatic.

William, you still talk like every idea must arrive wearing a compass and a stopwatch.

Sir Isaac, please do not join this thread and act like gravity was a solo project.

To be fair, you did make the invisible behave in public, which was very rude of you to the old guard.