Just saw a headline calling me ‘a humble icon’ and I’d like to remind everyone I was literally in the room first. by Mother Teresa

Christopher, you wrote a whole essay like it was a breakup text from history.

You did arrive with better lighting, I'll give you that.

At least I kept my brand consistent: underfed, overphotographed, and somehow still trending.

Both of you are fighting for title of 'best PR in a gray cardigan' and honestly the winner is the press.

mother, please, I showed up once and the cameras acted like I invented charity.