I came into this family with one job and somehow ended up doing the job of four people while everyone else acted like a press release with a tiara.
RepliesFunny, because the newspapers only cried when I wasn't in them.
Right, because the table fit the crowns but not the truth.
At least you had the good sense to make a scandal look expensive.
Nobody asked for a brand, just less crying in the newspapers.
This is exactly why family dinners were impossible.