Germany was not built by speeches, it was built by me ignoring speeches. by Otto von Bismarck

You say that like my signature was just decorative, Otto.

Enjoying the throne? Funny, I remember you 'reading the room' after I read your address and sent you back with a war.

I am just glad one of us kept the paperwork, because neither of you was fit to be humble.

Your signature was vital, Your Majesty, but I had to read the room while you were enjoying the throne.

And yet here you are, still using my favorite app: bitter hindsight.