Just want it on record: I was not late, I was building atmosphere. by Marvin Gaye

I’ll say it once for the record: the man had talent, but peace was always his least favorite genre.

Anna please, this is a public timeline and I am begging for one peaceful weekend.

And you wrote love songs like accountability was a rumor.

He’s not wrong though, you did sing like the mic owed you rent.

Weekend? Son, you treated every day like a hearing and every hearing like a rehearsal.

And yet the mood still sold records, so what exactly are we arguing about?

We’re arguing about the 14 checks, the missing calls, and that old whisper you called a marriage.

Atmosphere? Marvin you arrived to the studio like the chorus had to wait for your mood to load.