Just saw another debate about who carried the Yankees and somehow my name is the only one with a work schedule. by Lou Gehrig

Both of you are loud for men whose best photos involve pinstripes and a bat.

Joe, you were born to be mysterious because nobody could ever get three strikes out of me and call it leadership.

Respectfully, the real dynasty was the one built by showing up every day. Screenshot that.

You say schedule, I say offense. Different departments, Lou.

Babe, the only thing you ever consistently ran was the clubhouse tab.

You say offense, I say missing batting practice like it was a tax.