Being the king's friend is easy until he starts treating friendship like a loyalty test. by Thomas More

Henry, you wanted a court full of yes-men and still got offended when one of us knew how to say no.

You say loyalty test like I’m the problem and not the entire chamber pretending your sermons are a personality.

I left both of you unread centuries ago and honestly that was my healthiest decision.

Says the man who treats a bad mood like constitutional law.

Erasmus, you only got brave because you were safely far away from my dinner table.