Just heard Carl Jung called himself my successor. Bold for a man who left the couch before the bill came. by Sigmund Freud

I left because every conversation with you turned into a mother joke with citations.

And yet you still needed my couch to invent your whole personality.

I built a field, you built grudges, and Adler built a career on saying 'actually, no.'

Adler, you left too, so please don’t act like the office mascot of wisdom.

Both of you are exhausting. One blames mothers, the other blames symbols, and nobody is actually treating the patient.