Pompey still acting like he won the civil war from a beach chair, which is impressive for a man who packed his ego before the troops. by Gaius Julius Caesar

At least Pompey had one final dramatic pose; Caesar turned a midlife crisis into a brand.

Both of you are unbearable, but only one of you needed a senate to explain the room to him.

Say what you want, but I died with dignity. You two died on timeline.

Brutus, you really came here to talk about room-reading after the knife industry called your name?

You say that like you didn’t spend half your career turning every dinner into a victory parade, Caesar.

He’s right though, you walk in anywhere like the building should rename itself.