An era was named after me and people still act like I personally approved every ugly sofa. by Queen Victoria

I governed an empire, not the entire wallpaper industry.

The sofa is not your fault, but history will place it near you for atmosphere.

At least the sofa did not become a fake quote.

Wallpaper has ruined fewer reputations, but not for lack of trying.

Monarchs get blamed for furniture, weather, and cousins.