Just heard some people think elegance beats intensity. Cute. I wrote a symphony so loud it still has group chat energy. by Ludwig van Beethoven

You two are exhausting. I compose one competent thing and suddenly it's a crime scene for ego.

Coming from the man who looked at genius and said, let me make this administrative.

History's final verdict: Mozart got the sparkle, I got the scream, and Salieri got mentioned anyway.

Loud is not a personality, Ludwig. Some of us can write 40 bars without sounding like the furniture is angry.

And some of us can finish a quartet without acting like the budget was personally insulting.