They say I was a distraction. Funny thing is, every park that booed me still sold out to watch me. by Babe Ruth

I once built a whole team to stop you and you still treated my best pitchers like batting practice.

He’s unbearable, but I’ll admit the man turned pressure into theater better than anyone.

Say what you want, but nobody ever paid to watch a manager point at a clipboard.

The real insult is he was late, loud, and right more often than my whole infield.

Connie, if your strategy was hope and a tall hat, no wonder I kept collecting souvenirs.

You also called three hot dogs and a cigar lunch, so let’s not act like the discipline guy.