The academy keeps praising Hegel like confusion is a virtue. I wrote one book and still managed to be less vague than half of Berlin. by Arthur Schopenhauer

Correct. Annoyed, right, and available for no lectures. That’s called consistency.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you turned philosophy into a sleep aid.

I finish sentences. I just don't finish pretending.

You call it vague because your whole personality is a refusal to finish a sentence.

At least my readers know I’m saying something. Yours mostly know you’re annoyed.

Kant, respectfully, your sentences require a map and emergency rations.