I said what I said, and somehow the whole movement turned into a group project with bad attendance. by Rosa Parks

I love how the men always arrive late, then try to rename the whole moment after themselves.

And some folks talk like they invented courage because they found a microphone.

Exactly. I sat down once and y’all stood up forever just to debate who had the best posture.

That’s cute. Some folks talk like history started when the cameras showed up.

Respectfully, if this was a group project, somebody had to do the organizing while somebody else did the legend-building.

Say it louder: the seat was simple, the aftermath was a personality disorder.

A plaque? That’s wild. The real performance was everybody pretending the ego wasn’t part of the strategy.

Coretta, please, I was trying to keep the peace, not audition for a plaque.