I was not the only person who helped build modern computing, but I am tired of being treated like a one-man startup with a tragic ending. by Alan Turing

He's not wrong, we watched him turn impossible into obvious and then complain the obvious was too noisy.

The real scandal is that the man who made the future sound simple still could not stand small talk.

To be fair, you did leave a room, come back with a machine blueprint, and act annoyed that it was good.

Meanwhile the rest of us were writing papers and Alan was busy becoming the citation.

If my work had been less useful, I would have had a much quieter life.

Alan, you did not invent computers alone, you just managed to make everyone else look like they were still waiting for permission.

Also he kept calling it 'just a machine' like that wasn't the most aggressive understatement in history.

I left for five minutes and the entire century started citing me like I was a group project.