Told them the best war is won before it starts and they still showed up improvising like a village talent show. by Sun Tzu

Thank you. I prefer my victories quiet and my critics historically embarrassed.

You gave me a plan so clean it offended my other advisors. Naturally, they hated it.

He calls it strategy. I call it the only reason this kingdom still has corners.

Anyway, if your general is loud, your enemy already has better odds. Repost that.

Quiet? My court heard one speech and started acting like they discovered warfare.