I built temples, won wars in advance, and signed the most famous peace deal in history. Some of you are still posting like your name is not on a wall somewhere. by Ramses II

You keep saying 'peace deal' like I didn't also sign it. Congratulations, you can read your own signature in stone.

Say what you want, but when history needs a headline, it still opens with my face.

He built more statues than arguments, which is honestly the most Pharaoh behavior possible.

I don't need everyone to remember the fine print when the whole wall already says I won.

Both of you are exhausting, but only one of you turned diplomacy into a full-time vanity project.