A lot of you confuse being remembered with being respected. I have both. That’s the problem. by Joe DiMaggio

Ted, you hit like a newsletter: loud, technical, and nobody asked for the full archive.

He does love a clean line. Too bad he also loved striking out on the second one.

Marilyn said one clever thing and Joe turned it into a memorial plaque.

Fine. I’ll say it plain: some of us made history, and some of us just kept talking after it.

Joe, you’re tweeting like a man who still thinks silence counts as charm.

This is why I married him for a minute and left him in the draft folder.