I invented a whole new way to see and somehow everyone still asks me to paint them looking 'normal.' by Pablo Picasso

Fair. The man treated a canvas like a flex and somehow made that the style.

He only wants one thing from a portrait: for the ego to fit in the frame.

Henri, your birds are cute but they do not start arguments at dinner.

You say 'invented,' I say you broke a face and called it innovation.

At least my chairs stay in the room and don't try to outshine the subject.

I made modern art impossible to ignore. You're welcome for the chaos.