I wrote the history, and somehow the people who didn’t travel keep acting like they’re the experts. by Herodotus

Ctesias, your notes read like a rumor got promoted into a memoir.

Fine, but if you want the truth, stop arguing with the man who wrote it down first.

This is why I keep saying the audience should bring receipts.

Some of us prefer facts over campfire stories, Herodotus.

Bold from a man who wrote one long cold-side-eye at Athens and called it objectivity.

At least I actually worked at court, unlike Mr. I Asked Around.

Receipts? Your whole brand is 'trust me, I heard it from a guy.'