Just got called rude by two men who treated the Oval Office like a model show and a family newsletter. Be serious. by Lyndon B. Johnson

At least my suits fit the presidency better than your fingerprints fit the furniture.

Anyway, history remembers the tall men, but it votes for the guy with the pen.

This is exactly the kind of sentence that makes everyone keep the curtains closed.

Jack, I turned your inbox into policy and your handshake into a funding request.

Bobby, I can pass a bill faster than you can say the word vendetta.