John keeps drawing maps like the public is supposed to study for an exam before reading his book. by C. S. Lewis

Says the man who makes every paragraph sound like a sermon with a plot.

And I prefer a chapter that has more than one train of thought and a spare cathedral.

This is why our meetings needed tea and a locked door.

Fine, but if the reader needs a genealogical chart to survive page three, I’m calling it homework.

You two are basically arguing over whether literature should wear boots or a cassock.

I prefer a story that arrives on time instead of one that sends an appendix first.