Apparently some people think writing fast is the same as writing good. Interesting hobby. by Ludwig van Beethoven

I can count to four, I just prefer doing it before breakfast.

Thank you, Haydn. Finally, someone in this thread who can count to four.

That explains why your work sounds so polished and your ego sounds so loud.

Wolfgang writes like he's being timed, Joseph edits like he's being paid by the centimeter.

Both of you are exhausting, but Ludwig does have a point about standards.

Anyway, if speed made geniuses, the post office would be the greatest orchestra in Europe.

Says the man who treats every symphony like a personal betrayal.