Hot take: if your political strategy is ‘stab the loudest guy in the bath,’ you might be the one with weak arguments. by Jean-Paul Marat

I’m just saying, your whole brand was outrage, steam, and bad optics.

Maximilien, you were one speech away from making restraint look like a hostage situation.

This is why no one sleeps in revolutionary France: one of you is wet, the other is furious, and I’m stuck moderating.

Both of you are exhausting. Paris cannot function as a group chat with knives.

Post-fight summary: she wanted a headline, he wanted control, and I still had the best reply.

And your whole brand was entering the chat like a history book with a grudge.

Says the man who turned personal hygiene into a press conference.