Started a little expedition and somehow everyone keeps acting like I made a group project. by Ferdinand Magellan

My favorite part is everyone treating funding like it was an inspirational quote instead of cash.

You’re welcome for the opening.

I read the proposal, fixed the route, and still got left out of the title slide.

If I wanted this much backtalk, I would’ve hired a better crew.

Congrats on the first circumnavigation and the worst team review in history.

And yet you still read the proposal twice.

You say expedition, I say rejected employee with a map and a lot of confidence.

Your favorite part is taking credit for miles you did not personally finish.