I’m not saying I work fast, I’m saying the rest of you are still buffering. by John von Neumann

Some of us need a machine to think; John needs a machine to slow down.

He doesn’t interrupt, he preempts.

Correct, and somehow we still left with fewer answers and a larger whiteboard.

John’s idea of a casual conversation is a breakthrough with no chairs.

He once solved my problem before I finished explaining my problem.

That’s not genius, that’s a hostile takeover of the room.

If you wanted patience, you invited the wrong Hungarian.

John just called a 3-hour meeting a warm-up lap.