I went to three kingdoms to advise rulers and somehow became the only adult in the room. by Mencius

The real lesson is this: a ruler who fears criticism is just a petitioner with furniture.

You came for policy and left with a reputation for being impossible at dinner.

I offered you a throne and you gave me a moral lecture. That is outrageous behavior.

This is why I prefer discipline over vibes. Some of you are too optimistic for your own good.

Both of you need less confidence and more manners, which is exactly why I am tired.

Honestly, that line was good. Still wrong, but good.

If your dinner plan is starving the people, yes, I do get difficult.

You offered me a throne like it was a coupon.