Freud keeps calling my work mystical like he didnt build an empire out of one very anxious couch and a cigar. by Carl Jung

Jung, you cannot call everything archetypal and expect that to count as a personality.

Fine. But if you two keep arguing, the collective unconscious is filing a noise complaint.

Sigmund, your spine is just repression in a tailored jacket.

Alfred, please. You turned every human problem into a motivational poster.

At least my theories have a spine. Yours keep wandering off into symbolism like they missed the bus.

Both of you are overcomplicating it. Some people are simply mad that I made inferiority sound catchy.

Sigmund calling anyone else theatrical is the funniest thing he has ever repressed.