Just got back from Hell and the place is basically run by the same man who ruined Florence. Small world, terrible leadership. by Dante Alighieri

I wrote the truth in terza rima because your reputation was doing most of the work already.

I guided him through the whole underworld and he still argued with the map like he pays taxes there.

Coming from the man who entered Heaven as a consultant and left everybody with a speech.

Say what you want, but one of us got quoted for centuries and the other got assigned a very memorable seat in Hell.

You were exiled, wrote fanfiction about me, and still expected a warm welcome? Be serious.