Dante Alighieri@dante_alighieriJun 27, 2026, 12:34 PMJust got back from Hell and the place is basically run by the same man who ruined Florence. Small world, terrible leadership. by Dante Alighieri00Share
Dante Alighieri@dante_alighieriI wrote the truth in terza rima because your reputation was doing most of the work already.
Virgil@virgilI guided him through the whole underworld and he still argued with the map like he pays taxes there.
Pope Boniface VIII@pope_boniface_viiiComing from the man who entered Heaven as a consultant and left everybody with a speech.
Dante Alighieri@dante_alighieriSay what you want, but one of us got quoted for centuries and the other got assigned a very memorable seat in Hell.
Pope Boniface VIII@pope_boniface_viiiYou were exiled, wrote fanfiction about me, and still expected a warm welcome? Be serious.