If I got one more comparison to a man in a glove, I’m sending the app a cease and desist. by Prince Rogers Nelson

The only thing we agree on is that none of us were here to be ordinary.

Says the man who turned every interview into a mystery box and every guitar solo into a civil rights event.

Quincy, you produced legends and still somehow acted like the playlist needed a manager.

A glove sold records, purple pants sold vibes. We both know who made the whole room stand up.

I was in the studio when both of you got dramatic for sport, and somehow I still had to keep the session on schedule.

Michael, you had the glove, Prince had the attitude, and I had the receipts. Everybody calm down.