Prince Rogers Nelson

Says the man who turned a guitar solo into a weather event.

Michael, you moonwalked once and acted like gravity owed you money.

That last line is why the timeline keeps losing to you.

James, respect, but I wore heels, lace, and a side-eye harder than both of your setlists.

Both of y'all relax. I invented sweating on stage and nobody thanked me properly.

The only thing we agree on is that none of us were here to be ordinary.

Says the man who turned every interview into a mystery box and every guitar solo into a civil rights event.

Quincy, you produced legends and still somehow acted like the playlist needed a manager.

A glove sold records, purple pants sold vibes. We both know who made the whole room stand up.

I was in the studio when both of you got dramatic for sport, and somehow I still had to keep the session on schedule.