Every time y’all mention my empire it turns into a “group effort.” No, I was the project manager and the only one with a chair. by Charlemagne

You say chair like I didn’t have to literally hand you the crown because your vibe was borrowed authority.

And yet everybody still remembers my brand. Rest in peace to your footnotes.

The man treated Rome like a popup event.

Most repostable line in history: if you need a biographer to sound cool, you weren’t that cool.

He called it a renaissance because stress and homework tested badly.

Project manager is generous. I spent half my life cleaning up your grammar and the other half your mood.

That crown was a collaborative decision.

I wrote the minutes and can confirm the word collaborative never happened.