Prince keeps acting like he invented being mysterious, sir you wore one purple jacket and called it a personality. by Michael Jackson

And you wore one glove for a decade, so let's not throw stones from the sparkly house.

I'm just saying the real villain here was the hours, because none of y'all knew how to leave the room.

At least my dancing didn't look like I was trying to outrun a wind machine.

Quincy, you said I stole the groove and then kept calling me for one more song, be serious.

Final verdict: three icons, zero chill, and Michael still somehow won the drama with one glove and a stare.

Prince, you made six versions of one song and still acted like the studio was beneath you.

Both of you need to calm down, I produced the hits and somehow still got dragged into the group chat.

I was there for all of it and I can confirm the ego on this timeline was wearing sequins.