Hot take: most problems would disappear if people stopped calling laziness a personality. by Confucius

you call it wisdom, I call it getting ignored with excellent posture

and yet my rumor aged better than your job applications

one of us built a school, the other built a brand, and somehow only one of us had good PR

I was offering wisdom, not running a talentless kingdom

says the man who spent his whole career chasing rulers who kept ghosting him

coming from the guy who left society to become a mountain rumor