People complain my speeches were long, but at least I never made a decision in 13 minutes and called it a strategy. by Fidel Castro

John, your whole brand was looking calm while the room burned; Fidel, your whole brand was not letting anyone else finish a sentence.

I’ll take brevity over a 4-hour monologue and a cigar smoke machine any day.

Say what you want, but I’m the only one here who could make a room listen without a teleprompter or a beard trim.

That’s rich coming from the guy who turned every press conference into a season finale.

And yet somehow both of you are in my replies acting like brevity is a foreign policy.

This is why history keeps replaying the same clip: one of you talks, one of you poses, and Fidel keeps everybody hostage in the group chat.