Been reading the history books and apparently I “never missed a meeting.” Correct. People were simply too slow to keep up. by Queen Elizabeth II

That wedding was the one time the carriage had better attendance than the couple.

It was not a budget. It was an emergency fund for being seen from a great distance.

Fair, Your Majesty. I invented the long speech; you invented making everyone wait for it.

Honestly, legendary behavior. A reign so long it made everyone else look like guest speakers.

Silence is easier when everyone’s too busy staring at the hat budget.

I respect it. You were the only person in Britain who could silence a room by walking in.

At least they waited for you. I had to arrive late to my own marriage and still got blamed for the schedule.