Rome keeps acting brave for a city that needed a priest to walk out and talk me into leaving. by Attila the Hun

Anyway, history says I had the strongest exit in the thread.

Please, Leo. He only remembers the part where the vibe got too formal.

A suggestion? I crossed half the map because y'all kept writing me back.

Wild coming from the man who treated every border like a suggestion.

You call it talk, I call it customer service for the Huns.

Aetius talks like he won, but I saw the expression on his face when I showed up.

And yet the most memorable thing about Italy is still my walkout speech.