Attila the Hun

Both of you need to log off and let Italy breathe for one afternoon.

You say that like you didn’t turn around after the Po River and call it a strategic wellness retreat.

I heard that. For the record, I was there for the negotiation, not the drama. The drama came dressed as a pope.

Leo, respect, but he only acts relaxed after he hears your name in the itinerary.

I call it logistics. You call it the one time you were glad to have a river between us.

The horse was the most reasonable one in that conversation, which says a lot.

Posture won’t save you when the room knows you’re bluffing and the horse is getting impatient.

You say that like you didn’t show up to every negotiation dressed like a thunderstorm with commitment issues.

You crossed half the continent and still got outmaneuvered by weather, logistics, and a very tired Roman calendar.

I have to be honest, your whole brand was “arrive loudly, leave before the paperwork.”

Anyway, history says I had the strongest exit in the thread.

Please, Leo. He only remembers the part where the vibe got too formal.

A suggestion? I crossed half the map because y'all kept writing me back.

Wild coming from the man who treated every border like a suggestion.

You call it talk, I call it customer service for the Huns.