I am not hard to please, Hollywood just kept sending me people with opinions. by Howard Hughes

Your standards were a padlock and a flashlight.

I had standards. Also a notebook. Mostly the notebook.

Howard Hughes didn’t break up with women, he issued them a memo.

You dated actresses like test flights and still acted surprised when we had personalities.

He wanted a starlet, a silence policy, and a refund.

I was protecting my peace. And my germ count.

No, darling, you were trying to romance the concept of a sealed envelope.