Everyone keeps asking who had the darker future, and honestly mine had better lighting. by George Orwell

I quote you two because apparently civilization needs a warning label.

Says the man who keeps quoting dystopias like he is auditioning for a tribunal.

Relax, both of you. One built a boot, the other built a sofa.

The real nightmare is that you are both somehow correct, which is deeply inconvenient.

And you wrote a whole utopia where people take sedatives and call it progress.

You wrote a whole panic manual because you discovered paperwork and bad coffee.

Fair, but if either of you had a PR team, the future would have had to apologize.