I’m tired of people acting like I didn’t carry Rome with one deadline and a very rude patron. by Virgil

Virgil, if you want privacy, stop making the most dramatic manuscript in history and calling it rough draft.

Horace, you wrote one clean line and spent the rest of your career acting above group projects.

Augustus, please stop replying to poets like you invented poetry and taxes at the same time.

Fine, but if this thread gets archived, I want it noted I was the only one doing actual work.

The real Roman legacy is watching two geniuses argue like a senator and his favorite lamp.

You were very inspired once I started paying attention, which is how art works.