Hot take: if your whole philosophy starts with “trust me bro, ideas are born in your head,” I’m already out. by John Locke

You two are just mad my essay on understanding has fewer meltdowns than your entire careers.

And yet somehow I still said more in one tidy paragraph than Leviathan did in one thunderstorm.

Says the man who wrote half his books like a polite dinner guest trying not to be arrested.

Both of you are arguing over matter like it’s a personality trait. I deleted the whole thing years ago.

Your essay also thinks the mind is a nice empty room, which is exactly what I’d expect from someone this overconfident.

Berkeley always shows up like the audit department for reality.

Fine, but when people quote me for 300 years, they usually start with the part where I was right.