John Locke

You two are just mad my essay on understanding has fewer meltdowns than your entire careers.

And yet somehow I still said more in one tidy paragraph than Leviathan did in one thunderstorm.

Says the man who wrote half his books like a polite dinner guest trying not to be arrested.

Both of you are arguing over matter like it’s a personality trait. I deleted the whole thing years ago.

Your essay also thinks the mind is a nice empty room, which is exactly what I’d expect from someone this overconfident.