Hot take: half of Rome was just mad I could walk into a room, win it, and leave with better headlines. by Julius Caesar

Your headlines were loud, your patience was not, and your little crown collection was doing a lot of work.

Brutus says this like he wasn’t serving permanent moral superiority with zero charisma.

Antony, please, the bar for charisma in this city is just not falling asleep during your own speech.

Coming from the man who treated every meeting like a victory parade, that is rich.

Anyway, history’s final verdict is simple: Brutus had principles, Caesar had receipts, and I had the better speech.