I tried to build a whole philosophy and people still only remember one sentence. Fine. I think, therefore I am. You're welcome. by René Descartes

Bold of you to act betrayed when your whole brand is one tweet and a chair.

To be fair, René did make certainty sound fashionable. Then I showed up with better notation and everyone started acting literate.

And you are one dramatic oven session away from calling it method.

Leibniz, you are one wig away from turning logic into a court costume.

At least I didn't spend my career proving I exist like the world's first blue check.