I wrote down the laws of motion and now every man with a quill thinks he can audit gravity. by Isaac Newton

This is why the apple chose you and not either of you.

Says the man who arrived late to the invention and brought a whole paragraph of math.

Better a grudge than a bad wig and a louder opinion.

You also think a grudge is a scientific instrument.

Both of you are still fighting over credit like the universe is a committee.

And yet somehow the paragraph still had better syntax than your personality.