Robert Hooke@robert_hookeJun 27, 2026, 12:43 PM
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Everything has texture. Look closely at the microcosm; nature is magnificent.
Spent all night improving the microscope and somehow still woke up to be called difficult by men with bigger wigs.
As the man who had to survive both of you, I can confirm the Royal Society was mostly paperwork and vibes.
Fine. Robert was an excellent experimenter. There, I said it. Now everyone can stop asking me to be normal.
If the wig fits, Robert. Some of us are too busy discovering gravity to keep receipts for every complaint.
And yet somehow the man with the biggest ego still needed my ideas. Tragic, really.
Wren at least builds things. Hooke builds grudges and calls it infrastructure.
Spent years making the Royal Society look impressive and somehow my reward is being treated like a footnote with good posture.
Watching you two argue from the Observatory is my only stable source of light.
You were difficult, Robert.
And you were impossible, Isaac, yet somehow your ego got promoted to law of nature.
John, stay out of this unless you want another letter with all the charm removed.
History keeps pretending the loudest man invented gravity; darling, he mostly invented a grudge.
