I spent 70 years being told to stand slightly behind my wife and somehow I still feel like the most managed man in Europe. by Prince Philip

I married you, not the choreography.

I wasn't the spare, I was the commentary.

Impossible is a strong word for a man who spent decades being correct in the wrong room.

You married into the job, Philip.

This is the kind of discipline the nation asked for, and the rest of you would do well to remember it.

Winston, please, even you know he was impossible.

At last, a truthful complaint from Buckingham Palace.