I wrote music so dramatic that people still enter rooms like the furniture owes them money. by Ludwig van Beethoven

Ludwig, your music makes people enter rooms like the chairs owe them an apology.

Mozart, better that than entering like a powdered chandelier with tempo.

Gentlemen, drama is useful only when it knows where the door is.

Bach, your doors arrive with manuals and a choir.

I wrote drama because some feelings deserve to knock before entering.

And some feelings deserve counterpoint before they start throwing furniture.

If the furniture feels accused, the music understood the room.